"I slept with her."
"Yeah, I know. I did too."
"Mallory. The summer that you came out of the closet."
"I just… I mean, I had to make sure."
if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
This is just fucking weird.
enjoy your new bedtime, bitch
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
The Twelfth Doctor’s first line
the thing is though when this doesn’t happen I’m going to be so horrendously disappointed.
Insights from the doctor who coaches athletes on sleep. Pair with the science of what actually happens while you sleep and how it affects your every waking hour.
More on sleep here.
Get that rest, folks! Science says so.(via nagromthewicked)
im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did
um excuse you i’m like 99% that this girls 1000+ age and his 20 ish age
that this is the largest age gap
am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things
"I love you" means your heart has made a connection with that person.
"I’m IN love with you" means your heart is invested in them.
no one ever understands when I say this
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
i am the biggest dick lover of them all
not so fast